January 11th, 2010 | Categories: Muddy River of Life

Governments need to get this straight – culture is NOT history. Sure, it’s nice that Malaysia was conquered by the Portuguese in the past, China was once an incredible empire, the Greeks used to tell incredible tales, Japanese cut their guts open by their own hands, Koreans… played Starcraft, and German women wore female costumes and Germans in general eat sausages, but that’s only a small part of culture.

Even though this is drawn by a Korean, you can't call this Korean.


Why is Japan so popular among kids nowadays? South Korea, thanks to TV dramas, is also gaining in popularity – I’ve had a female friend go a little gaga when I mentioned I had a Korean friend. Guess what, she watches KDrama, and I used to do the same for Japanese girls when I watched anime. It’s the culture, people. Japanese are eccentric, incredibly perverted, romantic, badass, unromantic, musical, workaholics, gameaholics, they make cross dressing fashionable… so multifaceted is the image Japan projects onto the world that it’s hard not to fall in love with this quirky country. I don’t watch KDrama, but it’s obvious they’re influenced by Japan, followed closely by China which has even made their own eroge. They even draw the same way now, just look at Korea’s dmyo or Singapore’s LIN+ (pixiv).

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is culture. Real culture, that influences and spreads, and makes people respect want to live in Japan, just to be “near to all the cool stuff”. Coincidentally America has that effect on Japanese. Oh yes, I must add that America’s influence is like the sky – it’s everywhere. I don’t even need to explain how this works. People all around the world download American TV shows and movies – it’s not even considered a niche anymore, like anime. It has become so ingrained into everybody’s culture that people think that America has absolutely no culture.

Normal Germans don't wear this.


Let me give you an example. When I first came to Germany, the first impression I got was that it was incredible. Weird glass buildings, incredibly complex and ornate train stations, awesome churches, and… wait a minute, why does everybody on the street wear jeans? Everybody wears dark colours here. It got worse from there – German pop music is patterned after American pop. Aside from the language, there is nothing musical that distinguishes it from any other (except of course for Kraftwerk). For example, JPop has incredibly high pitched screechy vocals that I’ve come to love and enka is instantly discernible from any other genre.

And that image from above? It’s of the Atlanta Saengerkreis, a group dedicated to preserving… German culture? Germans clearly have an identity crisis here. Maybe it’s just me being biased and naive, but there isn’t much that sets Germany apart from all the other countries in Europe apart from its historical landmarks, nothing that sets it apart as much as, say, Japan does from the rest of Asia. Germany has beer – but even China has its own beer. It’s just that more people drink it here. Of course, there are differences, but nothing like Americans’ insistence on having guns under their pillows, or the average Japanese man groping a girl on the train as part of his daily routine.

Not even people living in kampungs dress like this anymore.


On Malaysia, my home country: while I certainly love P. Ramlee movies, the trend of making good movies hasn’t carried on, and since then there hasn’t been anything cultural from Malaysia that has made people sit up and take notice. Music? nah, if any, heavily influenced by Indonesia. TV? nope. Tech industry? To the consumer, non-existent (Intel and AMD CPUs are assembled in Malaysia, although they are fabbed elsewhere, and the consumers see them as American). Food is different though – the food is good, because you have so many choices. It’s just that it isn’t particularly influential. The fact that Malaysian cuisine is just an umbrella term for Malay, Chinese and Indian cuisine doesn’t help either.

As far as the Malaysian government is concerned, the Malaysian culture is about the keris, Hang Tuah, dancing, costumes, the wau bulan, and more recently cohabitation between three different races. Which is fine, but that’s just like saying Japan’s culture is the samurai, ukiyo-e, Fuji-san, Yamato Nadesico, and the shamisen – none of them have any relevance today. They are all relics of the past. What matters now is simply what is now.

December 23rd, 2009 | Categories: Muddy River of Life

I typed this up on a forum, and I realized that it’s a great blog post in its own right. I imagine many otaku need to read this, so here’s my experience:

Hey ***, I was in the same boat as you. Hung up on this same girl for 6 years, and I almost overlooked another hottie who was into me just because I was looking in the other direction.

I was too scared to try a thing with this girl. Before I knew I was in the same room with her while she just wrote a note to my friend saying that she was in love with him. As she dashed out of the room to hand it to him I just sat there, dazed. And totally ****ed.

But the tragedy doesn’t end there. No sirree. You see I had this beautiful mental trap going on where each time I got hurt watching her with that friend who frankly didn’t like her that much it would make my idea of “love” that much more painful and beautiful, because I was in love with her and she was into someone else. Looking back, I wasn’t in love. I was obssessed with this mental game of mine, trying to make my “love experience” as bittersweet and beautiful as possible, because she was also a good friend.

I finally got over her a year ago. And I have to say, I felt much better. An invisible weight was gone, just by the act of losing the pencil case that she had given to me as a birthday present. I hadn’t seen her for almost a year then, which is why right after I lost the pencil case (the next day) I was free of its spell.

You don’t want to be there again. I’m adopting a habit where I ask at least one girl out each week. I’ve already trained myself to look other people in the eye naturally and talk to women without fear, but there’s still such a long way to go for me.

Nevertheless, I’m getting results even when I’m a really skinny guy. And I see the hottie that I met from many years back, back when I was in “love” with that other girl, and I look on the street and see all the beautiful women Germany has to offer, and I realize just how much time I’ve lost.

December 19th, 2009 | Categories: Muddy River of Life, Nothing Better to Post

I’ve just been to Accany’s blog, where he seems to blog about new visual novels that he completes… every week or so!??? DAMN he can’t have much to do these days.

And I just learned that recently Kara no Shoujo, another visual novel from Innocent Grey who made Cartagra, was released. Instead of making me delighted, this depressed me to no end. Depressed, because it’s been 4 years since I started Ever17, and I haven’t even finished it yet! I downloaded Cartagra, got the Chinese patch for Cartagra as well as the patch for Nagomibako. And I haven’t even gotten past the first scene, which shows some woman burying some corpse in the snow (I remember being amazed at how many paragraphs of text I had to burn through to actually comprehend what was going on!). And to think, I bought original copies (fancy ritchan doing that!) of Remember11 Limited Edition and 12Riven, and I haven’t even INSTALLED them! And there’s also Never7. And there’s G Senjou no Maou, which was fully translated into Chinese (albeit with a very sparse QC).

If there’s one thing I learned from playing G Senjou in Chinese, it’s that good translations are hard to come by, especially in English, where I think No Name Losers is doing a terrific job. Also, getting it in Chinese practically guarantees that I won’t take the time to read it, because after 8 years of not actively using Chinese, reading traditional Chinese characters gives me a headache. Especially with a deep story like G Senjou – I didn’t even attempt Cartagra precisely because my Chinese sucked. In fact, I’m seriously considering learning Japanese instead just for the VNs – fancy that, a Chinese forsaking his own language for Japanese! There’s only so many languages you can really be fluent at anyway. Polyglots can’t possibly exist.

At the moment, it seems Cartagra, G Senjou and Kara no Shoujo are being translated into English. I’m sure the Chinese have already finished translating Kara no Shoujo, but I really can’t be bothered to check. And that’s the real reason why I’m so depressed – because my Chinese has fallen so far behind.

December 12th, 2009 | Categories: Computers, Games

Repost. I hate having two blogs and not knowing what to post where, so I’ll just post on both.
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The Sharp X68000 is relatively unknown outside of Japan. So I was quite surprised when I found there was a group called M.I.J.E.T. that actually translated some X68000 games. Granted, none of them are particularly text-heavy, but then again the X68000 was more of a arcade-ports computer.

They also translated Langrisser II for the Sega Genesis, which happens to use the same CPU as the X68000. I remember wasting away hours of my life on good old Langrisser I for PC, which also had an English patch. I’m afraid I can’t afford to spend that much time on Langrisser II, though.

If there is one thing I must level against M.I.J.E.T., though, it’s that they seem to be affiliated with Scientology.

December 12th, 2009 | Categories: Computers

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My other blog is doing well. This one… it’s going level, it has about five times more uniques than the other blog, tho, mostly due to the sheer amount of content on this blog (most come from Google searches). I think I’ll have to start promoting this blog more aggressively so it doesn’t get left behind.